Handling

of the sources ive choosen so far only one is completly objective in my opinion. My first two sources come from the presedential candidates websites so it can be assumed that they will take a side on certain issues. As for my other source it is a brief history over the attempts and ideas of healthcare as well as the reasons it came into fruition. THe candidates websites outline how they will enact their plans for universal healthcare while telling how the other candidates plan is undeveloped or wrong. Both take a firm stand on their ideas and the sources are filled with facts on why their plan will work and the others will fail. The other source is objective and never states its own take on things, just other peoples.
it begins with a breif history in the beginnings of healthcare; what events led to it, who suggested it, and why it hasnt already been enacted. I like this source because it helps to explain why healthcare is needed in todays world annd what kind of people would be getting it.

Healthcare Study

Ive found that researching the topic of universal healthcare to be easy and hard at the same time. Finding sources was very easy as universal healthcare is one of the biggest issues in the current campaign. The problem is that because i havent really researched the topic before so my views on it were blank. I find it hard to keep it this way after looking at so many different view points. I think i have already taken a stance on these views but for now im going to keep them to myself to make sure the paper is completely objective. Both of my sources are from each canadites websites because they are the foundation of the arguements. Some might think they both want the same thing, and in some aspects this is true. The difference between the two is how the plan to attain it.

My Topic

For my topic i decided to go with what my group went over, Universal health Care. THis is one of the major factors in the election and i felt it was a good place to start. I also think its a good topic for me to be objective on because ive never really thought about it or how it is going to effect the world we live in. To narrow it down we went from why we need it, to how we would go about changing it, to who would get it, to how this would effect doctors and insurence companies.

Primary sources for this issue could come from the candidates plans for changing it, doctors and companies views on it, and coutntries who already use universal healthcare like Canada. Most people who are follow the healthcare debate closely are those without it. Many people in the US are to poor to afford health insurence and in danger of coming into debt or being seriously injured because they have no way to get medical attention or pay for it.

Humorous Argument

SNL Comedy Sketch: Dropping the Ball…
(Humorous Argument)


Characters: Private Griffin (Grif)
Sergeant Johnson (Sarge)


Setting: Some point in the latter months of 2001, somewhere in the Iraqi desert. Private Grif and Sarge look over a convoy as it makes its way into Iraq. Private Grif looks somewhat depressed at the view of the convoy. Johnson notices this and proceeds to question Grif as to what’s wrong.

Grif: Well here we are sir…
Johnson: Yes sir private, long have we traveled to this desolate and ill trodden to overthrow the shackles of tyranny and oppression, to instill freedom and justice, and to wave the flag of democracy in the face of evil! It’s like were super heroes from the comic books! Except we can’t fly and melt things with our eyes... (Sighs)
Grif: If you say so sir…
Johnson: What’s this? Something got you down Grif? Are you feeling lonely, depressed perhaps? I won’t have no touchy, feely emotions dulling the edge of my killing machines! No sir!
Grif: Well sir, it’s just….I don’t know about this whole invasion. It seems ill conceived. I mean why Iraq, I mean yea there’s Saddam but what does he have to do with the war on terror? It’s like were going on some kind of paramilitary goose hunt lead by some trigger happy redneck from Texas! Not to knock W but this just seems like it won’t end well for us…
Johnson: (Chuckles) My little Grif, so naïve in the ways of war and politics. Were here because these poor people have cried out for our help and we were all to happy to oblige. (Grif tries to interrupt to correct him but he is stopped by Johnson’s hand) I know we didn’t find any of them weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn’t mean we won’t! Don’t worry boy, with good ole George W leading us we’ll overthrow Saddam, install democracy and be outta this sandbox in 6 months tops! (In a fast paced, repetitious manner) Theres no way this will turn into a long drawn out conflict coasting the American government billions of dollars, thousands of young soldiers lives, inflating gas prices, destroying the US economy, discrediting George Bush for the rest of him life, and leading to an eventual Democratic takeover of the United States led by a well spoken, charismatic black man! No there’s no way in hell that’ll happen! Why before that goes down Al gore will win a noble peace prize and Ben Affleck will win an Academy Award! (scoffs)
Grif: Actually sir, Ben Affleck already won an Academy Award for co-writing goodwill hunting with Matt Damon…
Johnson: You’re kidding?!
Grif: No sir I’m not unfortunately.
Johnson: (scratches his head in confusion) Well I’ll be damned, I thought all he did was sit on a couch for 6 months while Damon worked his ass off…But I wouldn’t worry Private. Theres no way all those misfortunate, forshadowess sounding events will happen, and Al Gore will never get a noble peace prize!

Scene cuts to a slide with text which says SEVEN YEARS LATER…(THE DAY AFTER AL GORES HAS WON THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE) Johnson and Grif are in a forward patrol base, listening to the radio. Grif has been wounded and is in a bed, Johnson is sitting next to him.
Johnson: Grif, do you remember I made about seven years ago concerning events such as this one.
Grif: (with a sarcastic, yet disdainful undertone) Why yes sir, I believe I do recall said statement….
Johnson: (nervously) Hehe….yea….I might have dropped the ball on that one….
Grif: (Sarcastic with a hint of anger) NO SHIT………sir…..

Comments for this are under the previous post. I apologize for not getting this up sooner but my original draft was written on paper!